Nobody’s perfect uhn… nobody’s perfect ayyyyye ayyyyye uhn

Aye but you’re perfect me 

Nobody’s perfect uhn… nobody’s perfect ayyyyye

Aye but you’re perfect me 

We rollin, we ridin’

I like to go inside and

She love to go all night and

We rock the boat: Poseidon

 I love when you call my name… name… name…

Baby I love when you call my name… name… name… aye

BOLD what applies to you

twofuckingfacedbitch:

BOLD what applies to you

Appearance:

I am 5’4 or shorter.
I have many scars.
I tan easily.
I wish my hair was a different color.
I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color. 
I have a tattoo.
I am self-conscious about my appearance. 
I have/I’ve had/I need braces.
I wear glasses.
I’d get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free, scar-free.
I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger.
I have more than 2 piercings.
I have piercings in places besides my ears.
I have freckles.

Family/Home Life:
I’ve sworn at my parents. 
I’ve been kicked out of the house.
I have a sibling less than one year old.
I want to have kids someday.
I have children.
I’ve lost a child.

Embarrassment:
I’ve slipped out a “lol” in a spoken conversation.
Disney movies still make me cry.
I’ve snorted while laughing.
I’ve laughed so hard I’ve cried.
I’ve glued my hand to something.
I’ve laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
I’ve had my pants rip in public.

Health:
I was born with a disease/impairment.
I’ve had stitches.
I’ve broken a bone.
I’ve had my tonsils removed.
I’ve sat in a doctor’s office with a friend.
I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed.
I’ve had surgery.
I’ve had chicken pox.

Traveling:
I’ve driven over 200 miles in one day.
I’ve been to Canada.
I’ve been to Niagara Falls.
I’ve been to Japan.
I’ve Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
I’ve been to Spain.
I’ve been to Africa.
I’ve been to France.
I’ve been to London.


Experiences:

I’ve been lost in my city.
I’ve seen a shooting star.
I’ve wished on a shooting star.
I’ve seen a meteor shower.
I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas.
I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
I’ve been to a casino.
I’ve been skydiving.
I’ve gone skinny dipping.

I’ve played spin the bottle.
I’ve crashed a car.
I’ve been skiing.
I’ve been in a play.
I’ve met someone in person from the internet.

I’ve caught a snowflake on my tongue.
I’ve seen the Northern Lights.
I’ve sat on a roof top at night.
I’ve played chicken.
I’ve played a prank on someone.

I’ve ridden in a taxi.
I’ve seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
I’ve eaten Sushi.
I’ve been snowboarding.

Relationships:
I’m single.
I’m in a relationship.
I’m available.
I’m engaged.
I’m married.
I’ve gone on a blind date. 
I’ve been the dumpee more than the dumper.
I miss someone right now.
I have a fear of abandonment.
I’ve been divorced.
I’ve had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back.

Sexuality:
I’ve had a crush on someone of the same gender.
I’ve kissed a member of the same gender, drunk. 
I’ve had sex with more than one person at the same time.
I am a cuddler.
I’ve been kissed in the rain.
I’ve had sex outdoors.
I’ve hugged a stranger.
I have kissed a stranger.
I have had sex with a stranger.

Honesty/Crime:
I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t.
I have lied to my parents about where I am.
I’ve cheated while playing a game.
I’ve run a red light.
I’ve been suspended from school.
I’ve witnessed a crime.
I’ve been in a fist fight.
I’ve been arrested.
I’ve shoplifted.

Drugs/Alcohol:
I’ve consumed alcohol.
I’ve smoked a cigarette.
I(‘ve) smoke(d) pot.

I regularly drink.
I’ve taken painkillers when I didn’t need them.
I’ve done hard drugs.
I’ve been addicted to an illegal drug

(Source: bangbangpoppop, via stefie-on-da-rockz-deactivated2)

It’s Friday night and how do I party? By making 2000 chocolate covered strawberries for work at 1am. Hell yeah. F*cking right.

After 1,000 chocolate truffles and 1,000 caramel and peanut butter marbled brownies… I believe I’m going to start lying and saying I’m allergic to chocolate.

I just got this text:

I told everyone at work “my friend knows how to fix my broken heart first we had a heart to heart conversation then he gave me some moscato then i got some then he let me cry all my tears out then he gave me chocolate cake!” hahahaha ;)

"Best boy toy ever status" right here. 

"Most awkward night ever" award to me too.

"Worst storyteller a girl can be" award goes to her.

So I met this girl and got her number last Friday Night…

So I was smooth like:

Before we left I got her number so I’m feeling myself:

And my friends are like:

And I’m hoping this doesn’t happen: 

Cuz ima find that b*tch and be like:

And all of you reading this are like:

Cuz you think I will but when all I’ll probably actually do is:

And feel like this:

Until she actually calls and I act like I was never worried in the first place:

xD

(Source: whysosexay)